First Review

Since I plan to do reviews, I must review my FAVORITE place thus far. Are you ready?

I'll give you a hint. It's a magical world where you can trial-taste and you are governed by your own free will. That's right....

YOGURT PIER.

Now I don't want to be hasty here or oversell this, but Yogurt Pier is literally the best place I've ever been in my entire life. And that includes a Creed concert in Miamisburg, Ohio. Yogurt Pier is one of those magical self-serve frozen-yogurt places with a huge toppings bar. It's .45 cents an ounce. Which is perfect. If you want to be a fatty and pile on the reeses chunks and captain crunch (that's right they have cereal toppings whhaaat?!) then so be it. If you want to be a little baby you can put a light dusting of fresh fruit on top of your "original tart" non-fat yogurt then go for it.

It's the best.

And yes, there are places like this all over the city. Am I biased because Yogurt Pier is basically in my backyard? Surely. But the flavors here are great. They have the traditional “original tart” and a few other non-fat varieties, mostly fruit flavored. Then they have a bunch of low-fat-tastes-like-ice-cream flavors such as red velvet cake, cake batter, and cookies and cream. The flavors vary day-by-day and there is always something new. Recently they put Irish mint, island banana, and snickerdoodle on tap. My favorite thus far was the angel food cake. Sadly they’ve removed angel food cake and cake batter for the time being, but I have faith they’ll come back.

The toppings here are plentiful and vary from mango chunks to almond slivers to crushed up heath bars. The most exciting part? MAGIC SHELL. Oh they’ve got that too.

So I’ll leave you with this recipe for a delicious Yogurt Pier experience. I hope you enjoy! GO THERE.

Step 1. Enter yogurt pier. Select size of bowl.

Step 2. Place bowl under “angel food cake” spout. Dispense as you see fit.

Step 3. Proceed to toppings bar. Add strawberries to bowl with vigor. Sprinkle fresh coconut on top.

Step 4. Proceed to magic shell, chocolate fudge variety. Shake and pour into bowl.

Step 5. Pay them. This shit ain’t free.

Step 6. Eat. Enjoy. Fall in love.